Take 5 minutes to get caught up on recent events in EU v. US data privacy issues including why the recent "agreement in principle" is both important and a sham with important backstory on surveillance a la Snowden, past frameworks struck down a la Schrems, and why we are maybe watching the same movie again. At the end I have some useful advice about why privacy-enhancing technologies might be more fun to deal with than an intercontinental slow-motion legal soap opera.